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my next book is going to be called, "800 easy steps to trussing a chicken in just over an hour".
i already have the outline:
chapter 1: do as i say, not as i do.
chapter 2: hazmat and you
chapter 3: why can't we do it in the road? or the driveway? or the backyard? anywhere but the kitchen?
chapter 4: flaming lysol is your friend"
chapter 5: why you should never, ever truss your own chicken
ps--we bought a spool of baker's twine at, of all places, a gift store inside a car wash (wrapped in an enigma). it has 100 yards on the spool. "mama, that's enough for you to truss almost 10 chickens!".
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