don't let the trussing get you down

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my next book is going to be called, "800 easy steps to trussing a chicken in just over an hour".

i already have the outline:

chapter 1:  do as i say, not as i do.
chapter 2:  hazmat and you
chapter 3:  why can't we do it in the road?  or the driveway?  or the backyard?  anywhere but the kitchen?
chapter 4:  flaming lysol is your friend"
chapter 5:  why you should never, ever truss your own chicken

ps--we bought a spool of baker's twine at, of all places, a gift store inside a car wash (wrapped in an enigma).   it has 100 yards on the spool.  "mama, that's enough for you to truss almost 10 chickens!".